What it does:
Urban Decay Pocket Rocket Lip Gloss combines a girl's two favorite things: guys and gloss! Whether you swoon for a future senator or a tree hugger, one of the many men in this collection is sure to please you. With the tilt of the tube, your well-dressed man will be stripped to his undies! Front and rear photos are included for your viewing pleasure, and the flat tube slides right into your pocket. And, this lip gloss formula is so slick and cushiony you would love it even if it were packaged in a plain ol' squeezy tube. Each highly pigmented shade varies in opacity and finish, and the crème brûlée flavor will satiate your sweet tooth. The formula contains Hyaluronic Spheres known to improve cellular function, prevent dehydration, and fill in lines and wrinkles. The brush applicator is ideal for blending and if you give the tube a rub, pheromones are released into the air to enhance mood and sexual attraction
Jesus christ .. ô__o invent everything .. not ?
Is it really that lipgloss is all you promised? ... I'm crazy to try it!
And hmm .. I would be with David or Timothy haha